You can’t start an omelet with a pitch fork
Well, ya could but you ought to think
Did you wash it off with water?
Before you took a drink 
And will you make certain
Before shoving it in your mouth  
That you know where all the spokes go
Before you stab yourself
I know this is a lot
Of thinking and there’s more 
But you ought to have thought
All if this and even more

 © G. David Schwartz

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